What the heck did you just hecking say about my positions, you frump? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wharton Business School, and I've been involved in numerous insider trades on Alibaba, and I have over 30,000% returns. I am trained in trading on margarine and I'm the top trader in the Bridgewater Associates. You are nothing to me but just another pump before I dump. I will wipe your gains the heck out with swiftness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my darn words. You think you can get away with saying stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, bozo. As we speak I am contacting my network of brokers across the USA and your brokerage account is being traced right now so you better prepare for red [redacted], bro. The [redacted] that wipe out the sad little thing you call tendies. You're hecking broke, bro. I can manipulate any stock, anytime, and I can bankrupt you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my market manipulation. Not only am I extensively trained in pumping and dumping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the SEC and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable portfolio off the face of virtual trading you little bozo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your hecking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you frump. I will [redacted] red [redacted] all over you and you will drown in them. You're hecking done, broh.

Thank you X, Very Cool!